SerVlad Funnies
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Some of the latest from SerVlad. He always has us chuckling!! Good medicine for everyone.
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Hey Mom, I thought of a way to avoid homework-make pretend I have amnesia!
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Mom: Sergio, did you finish that nugget?
SerVlad: Yes Mom, My teeth chewed it, my tongue pushed it down my
throat and right now it is in my small contestants.
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The other day, SerVlad was outback when the pool guy showed up. I saw the
pool guy and Sergio went out to talk to him. The pool guy said, your son is a
trip, I asked him to go get Mom or Dad and tell them I am here and he said, You
don't want me to do that, they will come out here and kick your butt!
pool guy and Sergio went out to talk to him. The pool guy said, your son is a
trip, I asked him to go get Mom or Dad and tell them I am here and he said, You
don't want me to do that, they will come out here and kick your butt!
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Sergio had a page of homework that was sensory. Remember the last birthday party you went to and describe what you saw, tasted, smelled, touched and heard.
Mom: Sergio, what did you smell at the birthday party?
Sergio: A FART! I thought it was you but then I realized it was my friend.
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Mom: Sergio, what did you smell at the birthday party?
Sergio: A FART! I thought it was you but then I realized it was my friend.
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